Well, since I've been rather down lately, (being sick and all) I figured a few "pick-me-ups" wouldn't hurt. These are just some funny quotes I found on the internet.
"If Barbie is so popular then why do you have to buy all her friends?"
"Borrow money from a pessimist, they don't expect it back."
"What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'"
"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing."
Worst excuse for not turning in homework: "I couldn't find anyone to copy from."
"He who laughs last didn't get it."
"Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film."
"Who are you and how did you get in here? Frank: I'm a locksmith...and I'm a locksmith."
"Why is it called 'after dark' when its really 'after light'?"
Just thought those were funny and hopefully at least one of them made you smile today.
source: http://www.coolfunnyquotes.com/
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Welcome to the blogging world!! I can't wait to see what you have to say. (and you're right about not being an ordinary girl.) All us girls should realize that none of us are ordinary!!
Thanks!! I'm glad to know some people do actually read my blog!
~Bloggergirl24~
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